пʼятниця, 14 січня 2011 р.

The first note in my future medical card

Hi! This blog may interest my psychiatrist some day. Maybe, we'll be hospital neighbors?
By the way, I like our idiom "cockroaches in the head" better. Rat is much bigger and naturally much more disgusting. Besides, it's associated with something evil, sly and mean, while cockroaches are the only organic life's hope after the nuclear blast. They play a highly important role in the ecobalance of our kitchens eating up crumbs and irremovable soup stains. A cockroach in the sink will make you awake more efficiently than a jet of cold water. And finally it's fun to hit them with a gas lighter.
But having not cleaned up your psyche long enough, you can have both cockroaches in the head and rats in the attic and maybe even a crocodile in your astral body on top. Why, I like pets.
So, if you have any comments on rats vs cockroaches or better the telephone of that cute guy from the breadline - you're welcome.
May the Force be with you!